这样的女人你能满足得了她吗？

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世界上有哪一类女人最让男人无所适从心慌慌？
世界上有哪一类女人最让男人竭力想要讨好却总是难以让对方满意？
世界上有哪一类女人最让男人有斗志去实现自己的目标？

我的答案是丈母娘！！！
同感中的筒子有木有！！！
感觉中枪了的筒子有木有！！！

说起我的女朋友桃子，我会打心眼里觉得象吃糖一样甜蜜，说起我的准丈母娘，我就会泛起一种吃过糖后发现自己原来没买单，而且身上还没有带钱的痛苦。
回想起第一次去桃子家里，我信心满满，虽然不是玉树临风，但也算得上五官端正；房子虽然不大，但一家三口也够住；车子虽然不算豪华，但挺实用，偶尔出去自驾游也能胜任；公司虽然不算大，但这几年进出口业务稳中有升。我认为我就是中国千万个丈母娘心目中理想的女婿对象。
进去的时候吃了一惊，房子装修得真漂亮，餐桌上，茶几上都摆放着精心插好的鲜花，我心里沾沾自喜，看来桃子家还挺重视我这个未来女婿嘛，弄这么隆重。准丈母娘在上网，我瞟了一眼，好像是搞培训的网站。准岳父不在家，听说是出差了。
我的准丈母娘显年轻，很精明的样子。话说回来桃子这方面像她妈，挺好的。收下我大包小包的礼物，她很和蔼的跟我拉起了家常（聊完了我才知道那不叫和蔼，那叫笑里藏刀哇）。
“听桃子说你买了房，还自己是老板，年轻人象你这样能干还是蛮让人放心的。”
“哪有，做点小生意罢了。”我赶紧谦虚。
“不过啊，听说你那房子只有八十来个平方，不够大吧？要是以后你父母要来住可就挤了。”
“阿姨说得对，我是计划换套大点的房子，正在努力。”我赶紧解释没有蜗居一辈子的意思。
“这进出口的生意稳不稳妥呀，国外那些公司的状况你也了解不到，万一破产了什么的，你连货款都要不到吧？”
一万只乌鸦从我的头上飞过。。。。。
做生意的事情很复杂，不能不说也存在这样那样的风险，看来我自以为的优势，在她的面前全然不算回事。我开始感觉有点无所适从了。
话题一转，仍然是那么温柔和蔼的声音，“年轻人嘛，当然是趁年轻的时候多累积一点知识，取得一些专业的职业资格认证才稳妥，万一世道不好也有退路。”
她起身走到电脑边，继续浏览刚才的页面，把我叫了过去，“你看，这家北京世纪腾飞教育，我正在考插花员的职业资格，象你这么年轻，更应该为自己考虑，拿点热门有前途的职业证书，比如理财规划师，人力资源管理师之类的。知识才是真正的财富，而职业资格证书则是知识的见证。桃子要跟你，你就要给她尽可能的安全感（此处省略一万字。。。。。）”
虽然第一次见面就受到打击，不过也算是小有收获。回来后打开准丈母娘给我的链接qq:1294316676，发现通过这家北京世纪腾飞培训中心去申请职业资格证书确实挺方便的，他们不光提供报考，还提供远程的培训，对于我这种时间不是太宽裕的人来说还是蛮实用的。而且最最重要的是，象类似职称评审之类的，还可以分期付款，可以说是一点风险也没有！
突然想起自己曾经的那本会计证，不知道是不是能妥妥的升到注册会计师呢？
顺便关注了一下自考，因为曾经想过要拿个本科文凭但是畏惧于那需要近乎学习强迫症才能考过的难度，我放弃了。咨询了010-5774 7999的热线之后，才知道这家网站上竟然可以1年半包过！！！还可以签正规的协议！！！太震憾了！！！不过现在我的时间和精力已经不如当初了，自考对我来说是不是压力太大了？
纠结中。。。。。
话说回来，准丈母娘要求虽然高，不过所说的也不无道理。
没办法，为了满足我的准丈母娘，看来我要走上一条漫长的报考之路了。

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